McSweeney's offers up a list of Really Boring Books for Children. Good stuff. Right now her favorite books is her Baby Einstein bath book Water, Water, Everywhere! It's her favorite because it's waterproof, and therefore, we let her chew on it if she wants to.

For the more theologically inclined, another great offering from McSweeney's: A List of Five Favorite Heresies of the Roman Catholic Church, Disguised in the Form of Unused Episode Titles for the Hit Situation Comedy Friends, and Their Dates.