December 08, 2003

Christmas Shopping Tips

As I've mentioned before, I watch a lot of Fox News at work. And, though he's no Shepard Smith, I appreciate Neil Cavuto, too. The other day, Neil had a list of tips for men who were Christmas shopping for women. His list was good, though I can't remember all of it and can't find the list online. However, someone wrote to him and had these other tips which I thought were good:

The following three rules apply to all gift giving. Rule number…
1. If the gift is locked under glass and sparkles, it is good!
2. If the gift is chained to a rack, it is good.
3. If the gift is furry and does not bark, it is good.

Posted by christin at December 8, 2003 04:32 PM | TrackBack
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So, a cat wearing a rhinestone collar chained to a crystal scratching post all under glass is the gift you want for Christmas?

Posted by: SonofThunder at December 9, 2003 04:37 PM

I do! It'd be a nice conversational piece, I think.."Oh Trisha you simply *must* tell me where you got this fantastic cat!" "Well you see, Charles and Pat and I were at my summer home sipping wine w/ the Vanderburgs.."

Posted by: Took at December 10, 2003 01:07 AM

..."and look! Here comes Trevor with the Brie!"

Posted by: Christin at December 10, 2003 08:51 AM
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