Don't blink.

Spilled Orange Juice

OK. someone explain to me the designer who decided NOT to include a cupholder in my Nissan? *where* is the logic? *why* the fuck would you make a car without a cup holder? I mean, that's like forgetting the sunvisor or something. hello? You just don't do it. I about ran off the road several times chasing my spilled oj. Maybe cupholders weren't an industry standard in '89. ridiculous.
Anyone wanna buy a Nissan? No really, it is for sale! 240sX.......

why would mc donalds include a knife and fork when i ordered a biscuit with jelly? At first I didn't question it.. thinking the jelly was in a little cup like waffle house or something, but after seeing the jelly was packaged like ketchup, I felt like an exceptionally wasteful person, on top of the slight pang of guilt I feel contributing to corporate america's fast food restaurants and their genetically engineered cows.

I must need to spread jelly extra thin on biscuits..........

I hate McDonald's.
(but I did go there to eat there when they were giving all that money to charity in November.)
p.s.
The biscuit was pre-cut.