As I was driving to work this morning, I realized that it would probably be a while before I got the Diane King mini-site up and running. (If you haven't ventured to the other pages of the site, Diane King is my former algebra teacher who had a certain "way with words.") You see, I really shouldn't have spent a couple of hours on this site already considering I have other projects that I am in the middle of working on. Regardless, it'll be a while before the Diane King mini-site is up and running, so here is a special sneak preview. The following are actual quotes from our algebra class lectures:

"There is a special relationship between the hypotenuse and my two legs."

"The first time it goes in, it doesn't go in well. Just be patient."

"You're going to need this when I start doing curvy things with you later."