So the other day i was at the auto parts store picking up some oil for my
crap car when I saw in the impulse buy section of the store a Koosh ball.
Remember Kooshes? They were so cool these little spikey balls of rubber. I
had the koosh ball with basketball hoop that brought hours of distraction to
studying during highschool. Well 3 bucks seemed a bit steep for a koosh but
for the sake of childhood nostalgia I had to go for it. So i grabbed the
multi colored orange, yellow and purple koosh and threw it on top of my
three quarts of Advance Auto Parts generic oil. The guy behind the counter,
a gruff North Georgian man, looked at me with slight disgust most likely
thinking, "You're either the retarded, a fancy lad, a nancy lad, or are the
bravest man alive to have the guts to buy a koosh infront of all these large
southerners." Well frankly I think it was alittle of all of that, bravery,
moronacy, nanciness, fanciness, and just little bit of Choltoniness. The
Koosh Lives on my friends... the Koosh Lives on...