Cuban Travel Ban Lifted; Thought They Were Iraqi's

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In a swift and deliberate move yesterday, Senators united in lifting the age-old travel ban to Cuba. In an official stated released to the press, spokesperson Ian Duncan said, "We apologize to Cubans everywhere. The United States Senate honestly believed that the words 'Cuba' and 'Cuban' were slang terms for 'Iraq' and 'Iraqi Soldiers'”.

The President, who stood in sharp disagreement with the Senate, issued his own statement.

"The Whitehouse will not rest until all Iraqis, or Cubans, whatever you want to call them, are rounded up and interrogated.”

It is expected that the travel ban will be officially lifted sometime early next week.

On major airline released a statement saying, “We’re glad to hear that the people of Cuba have been rescued from the oppressive clutches of Saddam Hussein. We look forward to opening up new routes in and out of that beautiful city.”