Is there nothing more pathetic than watching a middle-aged woman compete in a pageant?
Take a few minutes and do a web search for pageants, and you'll come across (too) many pageants featuring women 40, 50, 60, etc. I don't know what is more disturbing - watching a 4 year-old dressed up like a hooker and forced to sing "Goodship Lollipop" by her fat mother or watching some over-the-hill chick try to go back in time and recapture her glory in front of the judges at the 6th annual "Charlestown Chamber of Commerce Golden Beauties Pageant and Bassboat Raffle." It's all quite bizarre.
Thus, I restate my previous conclusions on the topic.
ALL PAGEANTS ARE RETARDED.
Pageants are damn retarded, so is American Idol and American Juniors.
Posted by: JosiahQ at June 21, 2003 11:05 PMmy dad attended a miss universe pageant in '68 or '69 or thereabouts...
he's got a souvenier polaroid of him standing with the winner... in it he's got on a funny suit, funny glasses, and he's sporting some seriously funny muttonchops... great stuff....
Posted by: dwayne at June 22, 2003 12:23 AMhay you must be a loser and dam ugly to be hating on people that like to watch pagent or be in them because when you were younger you wish you looked like a hooker and you know that as time goes by your going to get ugly ugly and uglier and you know you will never have any golden years
Posted by: Fermella at April 1, 2004 05:58 PM