March 10, 2004

Know Your Current Events

*Whether she was wrongly convicted or not (and I think the jury was probably right), I can't help but feel sorry for Martha Stewart and hope she doesn't really have to go to prison. I mean, prison would scare me to death and compared to Martha Stewart, I'm white trash. Maybe they should just make her live in an apartment in West Monroe for a while and make her shop at Walmart. That would probably be prison enough for her.

*Did you see this? Someone wrote in to Dear Abby using a scenario from an episode of the Simpsons. Good thing Abby's editors know their Simpsons episodes.

*I can't find the cute picture, but yesterday, I saw a news story about a pig, a golden retreiver and several tigers living together in a zoo in Thailand. It seemed really great, but you just get the feeling that one of these days, the smell of bacon is going to overwhelm those tigers and they won't be able to resist.

*Kerry. Isn't that a girl's name?


Posted by christin at March 10, 2004 09:30 AM | TrackBack
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She will only do around 18 months if that and it is suppose to be five years??? and you know she will get the queen treatment while whereever she spends making stove top stuffing for everyone else!
Tony

Posted by: Tony Campbell at March 10, 2004 06:39 PM

That was a great prank by the person who wrote in to "Dear Abby." Makes me wish I would have thought of it.

Posted by: Tom at March 11, 2004 06:10 PM

It's like the lion and the lamb lying down together and the child playing with the cobra! Holy crow, the end is near!

Posted by: jon at March 12, 2004 07:32 AM

I think that spelling is usually male. Females usually get Carrie or Kari etc.

Posted by: Tim at March 20, 2004 01:49 AM
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