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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead

I was off work yesterday, so I decided to sleep as late as I possibly could. I figured I would wake up by 9 at the latest, but somehow, I ended up sleeping until 11:30. I can't believe I spent over a year of my life sleeping that late almost everyday. Of course, back in the day, I didn't go to bed until 3 or 4 in the morning, but because I never did any work after 10 pm, I basically only had 8 hours of productive time rather than the 16 hours that I have now.

All that is to say: my day flew by yesterday. By the time it was 4, I felt like it should only be noon and by the time it was 8, I felt like it was only 4. While it's nice to be able to sleep in from time to time, I don't recommend it.*

Another side effect of sleeping for 12 hours is that I have a serious case of Gumby neck. What I mean by that is that I woke up with a major crick in my neck so I can't turn my head. If I need to look at something, I have to turn my whole body, like Gumby.

*If my dad is reading this, I'm sure he's enjoying it. He told me a thousand times that I should get up early and I never listened.