*Do not use a product called "Xtreme FX" on your hair. A three and a half hour salon visit may follow. (Don't worry, Mom: it wasn't my hair.)
*If you're a stylist, you should not have a mullet...male-mullet or fe-mullet. I know, I know: "business in the front, party in the back." Still, not cool.
*"New car scent" stinks.
*So does County Market.
*County Market sells pig tails, pig feet, pig neck and something called "pig maws."
*County Market also has signs by their cash registers saying, "Show your patronage. Buy a flag." I'm pretty sure they meant "patriotism."
*If you work at an oil changing place, don't bother asking us girls what kind of oil we want in our car. You're the professional. You tell us what kind we need.
*As I heard a father tell his son today, "there's nothing wrong with a little silence."
Posted by christin at July 28, 2003 03:48 PM | TrackBack