Well consider me on the bandwagon. I only had one problem with your last story. Am I to believe that the father entertained the idiot child for 6 weeks with stories from yore? I get the impression the father doesn't know much, so how does he know enough stories to enterntain the child for 6 weeks. I mean kids have a very short attention ... I'm going to eat pie.

Jonny pantz jonny pants. are u disputing me i may have to come over there and serve you some homemade huffine pie, what i mean by that is i will slap you.

I'm just wondering if you were telling a fable, or a parable if you will, to explain a point to the ordinary Joes out there. I mean if you say that happened I believe you, I just thought it sounded too crazy to be true. Please don't beat me.

I am very interested in this "Huffine pie" you spoke of in you response to Mr Jonny Pantz's blatant insolence and disregard for your obvious geniusness. Any man who eats at waffle house and drives a caddy is a genius. For these two combinations are the key to eternal happiness (the car) and enlightenment (waffle house patrons).

Huffine!
Stop giving away our time machine secrets. You've said too much already- the cyborgs are on our trail.

Huffine,

You are a genius, don't listen to the naysayers. Tonight we celebrate David's last day of school, call us as we close down the Polish Bar - they even said we could order pizza for the party. The bartendresses there all love David so much its scary. But then I don't think they know Huffine well enough to be objective...

hey huffine,
i could be wrong, but i think when you say a phrase like reign of terror, it is spelled reign instead of rain. or maybe i should just slap you upside the head.

I once heard that the later you eat dinner the more intelligent you are. I once saw Huffine eat dinner so late that is was morning. That is when I knew I was out-matched by something spectacular. I think we could all consider ourselves lucky if huffine ever were to speak a story of yore to any of us. Truly, this website has surpassed all expectations.