Zoe from Chattanooga's "Fuel TV" will be on next Monday's episode of the Fox travesty, "The Littlest Groom." She will be one of the "normal-sized" people fighting for the love of Glenn, "The Littlest Groom."
Posted by colrus at February 17, 2004 12:11 PM | TrackBackJudging by this picture, she's not much taller than he is.
Posted by: podge at February 17, 2004 01:02 PMI've heard that she's also been seen on Elimidate as well.... She's moved out there (S.Cali) to become an actress, so what better way than become a date to a dwarf.
Posted by: Mike at February 18, 2004 10:38 AMFunney, I used to row with this girl on CJR's team in Chattanowhere, TN. Sitting here in Milwaukee, WI I recognized her on this comedic TV show! I remember that she was a bit mean and a 'guy's girl.' She didn't ever take the time to be a friend to anyone who couldn't get her 'ahead'- which apparantly wasn't me. I do remember how she dipped tobacco while coxing a race in GA! Funney how I'm the one married and 3 years to my MD, and she's where she is now which isn't saying much! Guess the saying that popularity dies once out of high school is true! Well if Zoe ever reads this, she can come see me once I'm a practicing physician!
Posted by: Jamie at February 23, 2004 08:32 PMshe a hoe
Kudos to you Jamie. High school glory quickly dies out. I wish people in high school would figure this out...
Posted by: Jonathan at February 23, 2004 08:46 PMI swear I worked with this girl at Abercrombie about 2 years ago would anyone here know?
Posted by: James at February 23, 2004 09:00 PMZoe is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my lifetime. Any man would be lucky to be with her. Zoe if you ever read this I would love for you to email me at mestizzo2003@yahoo.com. I would love to get to know you.
Posted by: Alberto at February 23, 2004 09:02 PMthis girl is hot!!!. I dont care if she was mean or whatever in high school, did you see how she looked in that dress!!!! Her bazookas are huge! Yeah but Im glad the lil' guy dumped her, she gets what she deserves in the end. Wasn't that cruel how she said "it hurt real bad to be ditched ... especially by a guy that small." Thats harsh.
Posted by: jijzza at February 23, 2004 09:09 PMThis woman is beautiful! I was just wondering if anyone knows here full name, because i was interested in looking her up on the net for other photos and things.
Posted by: Hugh at February 23, 2004 09:18 PMDoes anyone know where she went to High school and if she worked at Abercrombie
Anyone know this girls full name?!? or a web site she is on...
Posted by: Huge at February 23, 2004 09:30 PMFound some hot pics of Zoe here. http://www.roadrashmag.com/april/chick/zoe.htm
I agree. She's damn fine.
Posted by: Todd at February 23, 2004 10:33 PMZoe indeed did work at Abercrombie a few years back. She is actually my best friend`s cousin. Her mom, Kim, told Lauren, my friend, it was a publicity thing for Zoe, to get her out there.
Posted by: Heather at February 23, 2004 11:33 PMHer name is Zoe Clarke, and she graduated from Notre Dame High (how proud they must be) in '98 or '99. She's a publicity hound...this show is her foot in the door. Although she'll always be known as the chick who got ditched by a dwarf.
Posted by: robbie at February 23, 2004 11:37 PMwhatever... shes looks good
Posted by: blair at February 23, 2004 11:41 PMLol. I doubt it hurt her ego too badly, that is being ditched by a dwarf.
Posted by: Heather at February 23, 2004 11:46 PMoh, and c'mon, im in vancouver on the westcoast... the shows not over yet, but somehow im thinkin i know the ending.... dammit
Posted by: blair at February 23, 2004 11:49 PMI agree with the guy that said she didnt seem much taller tham him... how tall is she?
Wow, sounds like Jamie is a bit jealous. Big deal you are on your way to becoming a doctor, but are you as fine as Zoe?
I think Glen should have chosen her because I imagine he could land the littlest bride any day of the week.
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 11:59 AMplease if anyone knows more information about this fine ass woman Zoe feel free to share. Phone#, address, email anything she is F@#$ing HOT!!!
Posted by: Alberto at February 24, 2004 12:41 PMZOE IS A VERY SWEET GIRL. SHE DATED MY BROTHER PHILLIP. SHE'S BEEN OVER MY HOUSE A FEW TIMES. I WISH EVERYONE WOULD QUICK DISSING HER. SHE REALLY IS A SWEET HOMETOWN GIRL FROM CHATT.
GOOD LUCK ZOE! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
AMANDA EDGEWORTH
Posted by: AMANDA EDGEWORTH at February 24, 2004 02:28 PMZoe got robbed. Little men and gays fixed the show. Tell Zoe to email me at bill0149@yahoo.com.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 03:18 PMSomeone please let Zoe know that if she is ever in Atlanta, I would love to show her around the city. She is BEAUTIFUL!
Steve Preston
spreston@scires.com
Yeah, same here Zoe. Email me if you want a tour of Wrigley Field.
Amanda, I'm keen on knowing what you meant by Zoe "dated" your brother.
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 03:37 PMIs there any naked pictures of Zoe on the web?
Posted by: Alberto at February 24, 2004 03:41 PMI'm laughing so hard at your post right now Alberto.
Somehow I think we'll know the answer soon enough.
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 03:47 PMAll I can say is "HOT"!!! Zoe email me anytime! I'm from Chattanooga and have seen you in Road Rash Magazine. HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!
Posted by: Cotton at February 24, 2004 03:49 PMHAHAHA c'mon guys seriously u think zoe is gonna email you cuz you left a post on here saying shes hot? haha wow... must be an american thing.
Posted by: blair at February 24, 2004 04:07 PMblair is really the little man from the television show. he is bitter now and regrets fixing the show. zoe will email us all i know that she will. if not maybe amanda's brother phil can email us all. please.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 04:18 PMBlair you are a fag to reject Zoe.
Posted by: alberto at February 24, 2004 04:19 PMEmail me if you want to come over and dip a little Kodiak, and make fun of Jamie!
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 04:22 PMhaha, yep.. i fixed it.. sorry guys.. hopefully phil will email me too. obviously the midget wasnt gonna pick zoe, he could tell she was just there cuz shes hot and wanted to get on tv.. why do you think ive been trying to get on blind date?!?
Posted by: blair at February 24, 2004 04:28 PMYes, Please Phil email all of us. That is a very good idea. Grady I want to come over for some Kodiak but how do I get directions to your place.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 04:37 PMWell, while we are at it let's see if we can get Zoe and the other two tall girls from the show over. I'll supply the Kodiak and Bud Lights.
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 04:40 PMHere is a little song I just wrote for Zoe. I hope you like it. It is set to the tune of that Concrete Blonde Song called Joey. Oh Zoe I hope you will email me and tell me how much you like it.
Zoe, baby - don't get crazy
Detours. Fences... I get defensive
I know you've heard it all before - Kodiak
so I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and watch you
fight your secret war.
Although I used to wonder why - Kodiak
I used to cry till I was dry.
Still sometimes I get a strange pain inside
Oh, Zoe, if you're hurting so am I.
Zoe, honey - I got some money
All is forgiven. Listen, listen
And if I seem to be confused
I didn't mean to be with you.
And when you said I scared you,
well I guess you scared me too.
But we got lucky once before
And if you're somewhere out there
passed out on the floor.
Oh Zoe, I'm not angry anymore.
bud lights?? what the hell?.. u watching your weight? fatty
Posted by: blair at February 24, 2004 04:45 PMActually Blair I do. A matter of fact she called me today! Guess it's a Chattanooga thing since she's from here.
Posted by: cotton at February 24, 2004 04:45 PMOH MY GOD.. u cant be serious with that song or whatever u wanna call it..... who knew they had internet access in mental wards.
Posted by: blair at February 24, 2004 04:47 PMCan I have two Bud Lights.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 04:52 PMWhatever :)
Posted by: cotton at February 24, 2004 04:54 PMBlair, when the plan is to drink and dip for approximately 12-16 hours I prefer Bud Lights. However, let's not lose sight of our mission. Not sure exactly what that is other then the fact that Zoe is hot, and Jamie is jealous of her. Regardless, its not about beer.
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 04:58 PMcotton u a guy or a girl?... ya ive been to TN b4, my cousin lives in Nashville.. peeps are nice down there
Posted by: blair at February 24, 2004 04:58 PMI told you all Blair is a gay.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 05:02 PMTwo Bud Lights coming right up. No Kodiak?
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 05:04 PMI told you I am down with the brown, and the Kodiak, but only if I can ride in the passenger seat and crack open the door to spit when we stop at red lights.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 05:07 PMYeah, we might as well make it a road trip to St. Catherine's Street in Montreal. That place was made for men.
So let's see we have the two of us plus Zoe. Jamie, you make up your mind yet? It might be a good time to "make up" with Zoe.
Kodiak for everyone!
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 05:10 PMI don't know if I can go if Jamie comes. He sounds like he would be a bit of a party pooper. Or maybe he would just be a pooper. Jamie probably sings songs like:
Doo
Doo
Doo
Coming Out My Backdoor
Regardless, do you think Zoe would call me Kodiak. I think that would be real hot if she called out to me something like, "Hey Kodiak, you want another Bud Light." "Yeah, thanks Zoe."
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 05:19 PMI used to work at a strip club in nashville with zoe back in 2001 for a couple of months. she is real nice and knows her way around a woman lol! and she can drink any guy under the table lol! i had a three way with her and a college guy we met at deja vu. but she only lived in nashville for a little while then, she moved back to chatanooga for some unknow reason. zoe, if you remember me, YOU GO GIRL!!
Posted by: nipple at February 24, 2004 05:21 PMNipple how can we really believe you ran a train on Zoe?
Posted by: Alberto at February 24, 2004 05:23 PMHey Bill,
Yeah, definitely forget Jamie. Nipple, want to go to Montreal?
Posted by: Grady at February 24, 2004 05:27 PMThe stuff that I would do to zoe would make baby Jesus cry....
Posted by: shifty at February 24, 2004 05:32 PMDude, Mel Gibson can make Jesus cry. The stuff me and Zoe could do would make him smile a whole whole bunch.
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 05:39 PMJesus would be like, "i'm coming down off this cross right just to kick back with bill and Zoe and chew up some of that Kodiak."
Posted by: bill at February 24, 2004 05:41 PMGimmie a Bud Lite you cunt.
Posted by: Jesus at February 24, 2004 05:43 PMCome on guys, enough is enough. This is supposed to be comments on Zoe, let's not bring up Jesus.
Posted by: cotton at February 24, 2004 08:10 PMI agree with cotton. Someone please find out Zoe's cell and email it to me. She has the rack of a godess.
Posted by: Alberto at February 24, 2004 08:29 PManyone have any updated pictures of her? She looks a lot hotter on the tv show than the roadrash magazine shoot
Posted by: blahzors at February 24, 2004 08:45 PMMan fuck jesus, I wanna see Zoe's rack bare and buck ready to go!
Posted by: Hugh at February 24, 2004 09:49 PMAll those who want to run a train on Zoe say I!
Posted by: Alberto at February 24, 2004 10:03 PMI
Posted by: Alberto at February 24, 2004 10:04 PMYou know, i hate it when people talk about a girl like this. I went to college at the same time she did. I saw her around campus a few times but never had the balls to approach her....too bad for me. I would have done anything to date that girl. I think she is amazing. Hell guys just dont call her a ho. But i do agree i would love to see her nude.
Posted by: John at February 24, 2004 11:18 PMPlayboy has approached me after the show, much like they did with some of the women on Survivor, that other reality show. I am going to pose for it, expect the pictures on their website sometime next week.
Posted by: Zoe at February 24, 2004 11:58 PMhow can u be zoe, if im zoe?? and i like anal more than anything... anyone got a football?
Posted by: zoe at February 25, 2004 12:05 AMOMG, I didnt mention that zoe wasnt a stripperin nashville lol! We were waitresses then but, we were waiting until we could get our dancers licenses. zoe left before she got hers, but i got mine. ZOE DOLL, CALL ME IF YOU COME TO TOWN!!!
Posted by: nipple at February 25, 2004 10:48 AMHoly shit Zoe I would fuck you so hard. You wouldnt be able to walk for weeks. You would need visit the doctor for some sort of ointment because your anus wont stop bleeding!!!
Posted by: Hugh at February 25, 2004 11:52 AMGuys, take it from someone who knows...
She ain't that good in the sack.
Posted by: grant at February 25, 2004 03:22 PMThe reason Zoe looks so much hotter now than she did in Road Rage is because she has had a boob job since then. Isn't it obvious? How far fetched to think a stripper would get a boob job!
Posted by: pmw at February 25, 2004 03:31 PMZoe-
I am a 28 year old Corporate Attorney in Atlanta (with ties in Cleveland and Chattanooga, Tennessee). If you can somehow prove that this is really you posting, I can make it worth your while.
Trust me...
Email me at bosox8862@hotmail.com
zoe wasnt a stripper! she wanted to, but she left before she got her dancers license. maybe she was somewhere else but, she wasnt a stripper in nashville. we had our audition's together and she was really good, she could of made a lot of money lol!
Posted by: nipple at February 25, 2004 04:03 PMIf you can prove you're really a corporate attorney in Atlanta with ties in Cleveland and Chattanooga, I'll make it worth YOUR while!
You guys are so cute.
Posted by: zoe at February 25, 2004 04:05 PMso nipple, was the boob job before or after the audition? i'll bet it was after.
Posted by: pmw at February 25, 2004 04:40 PMdamn zoe impersonators!
Posted by: blahzors at February 25, 2004 06:41 PMHELLO PEOPLE! if anyone cares, this is really ZOE!!! how nice of a lot of you to say so many things that are hilariously not true.... thanks for a good laugh!!!!!! i hope you guys don't seriously believe everything you read!!!
PEACE!
zoe
What do you mean you're the real Zoe?
I'm the real Zoe and I've got the umlaut to prove it.
Nipple, if you are who I think you are, WHATS UP GIRLFRIEND!!! I'll look you up next time I'm in town.
Peace
Zoe
Posted by: the REALLY real Zoe at February 26, 2004 02:21 PMWell, to the Zoe that wants proof of my employment. Send me an email at the above listed address and I will prove it in whatever manner you desire. If you would prefer to have me prove it here, propose a good way for me to do that. Regardless, I would prefer you to prove yourself first so that I'm not proving myself to an overweight 30+ year old man posing as you. Thanks.
Posted by: bosox at February 26, 2004 02:34 PMHey, For all Zoe Lovers out there I found a site that may be of interest to you: www.jetspeedrecords.com/../company_info.htm
Posted by: Jonathan at February 26, 2004 03:46 PMZoe forget all these fools let me shower you with all the love you'll ever want and need.
Posted by: Alberto at February 26, 2004 04:38 PMHello. I am not really Zoe, but I am her evil clone. The real Zoe would not bother posting on this bumpkin board in her former hometown, so everybody just forget about it, the Real Zoe is not going to e-mail anyone. I AM FAKE ZOE!
Posted by: Fake Zoe at February 26, 2004 06:00 PMshe didn't gert a boob job you idiots! I went to HS with her--she looks the exact same as she did. lay off!
Posted by: jj at February 26, 2004 06:10 PMDoes anyone know of a site that I can get Zoe pics????
Posted by: shifty at February 26, 2004 06:12 PMtalk all you want about how horrible this girl is, but in comparison to any other girl in so cal she's a saint. i hope that the rumor is true, and she lives here now. if i ever run into her, i will not hesitate to buy her a drink.
Posted by: kingoflongbeach at February 26, 2004 07:21 PMTo the poster who said they are the Fake Zoe:
I am the Real Fake Zoe. All other fake Zoes are actually the Real Zoe.
Posted by: Real Fake Zoe at February 27, 2004 10:20 AMJamie-no one gives a shit that you are married and on your way to becoming a "practicing physician." Zoe is 21 and if she wants to have fun while she's young, let her. Honestly, I would much rather be having fun than married at your age. For a future doctor, you act a bit immature and still dwelling on the past. She must have really got to you, or else you wouldn't be trying to cut her down. Also, learn how to spell Miss MD, it's FUNNY, not funnEy.
Posted by: jenna at February 27, 2004 11:50 AMjj - Check out this picture - http://www.roadrashmag.com/april/chick/pages/z11.htm
if she didn't get a boob job, the where are they?
To all the Zoes - you wanted a little fame so there shouldn't be any complaints about all these comments. BTW keep them coming.
Posted by: dcsham at February 27, 2004 03:38 PMZoe I'm sending you a message in a bottle. I think you are the most beautiful women in the world will you marry me?
Posted by: Alberto at February 27, 2004 06:06 PMHello, Me Bizarro Zoe! In Bizarro World I am ugly, but ugly = attractive in Bizarro World! Bizarro World Chattanooga is where movie are made and I live here in Bizarro World because Bizarro World Los Angeles is where hillbillies live, but hillbilly are smart in Bizarro World! Me no have implants but have big bizarro boobies! Bizarro Zoe confused!
Posted by: Bizarro Zoe at February 27, 2004 07:02 PMI love Zoe!
Posted by: Alberto at February 29, 2004 02:31 PMI love Zoe!
Posted by: Alberto at February 29, 2004 02:31 PMpmw-she didn't get a boob job! its leather and not low-cut so you can't tell--she looks the EXACT same as she did-no changes
Posted by: jj at March 1, 2004 01:47 PMALBERTO..... you are a scary dude. you love her.... wtf? time for your medicine! drop a zanex and calm the &*!# down
Posted by: kingoflongbeach at March 3, 2004 02:38 PMI just want to f!@k the sh#t out of her
Posted by: Alberto at March 7, 2004 03:12 PMOhhhhhh, Mama!
Posted by: Todd at July 1, 2004 11:58 PMZoe was my girl!!! I think its great....havent seen her since she moved to LA but I miss her. You guys can say what you want but she is doing something.....she's an awesome girl!!!
Posted by: eriqua at December 23, 2004 02:04 AM