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The World's Best Kitchen Utensil

YEs! By executive decision, it has been determined. This is the best invention for today's kitchen!
(Besides the corkscrew.)
This thing is marvelous! It makes it so easy to get all of the batter out of the bowl... no having to sit there and scrape multiple times with a spoon.. one swipe and its done!
Teflon friendly, you can use it while cooking, and it gets rid of those left-on-thesideofthepan crusties... you know what im talkin about.

BUT!
There is one problem here...
What the heck is this thing called?!??

Look it up on google.
go ahead.
whats the name of it?
If it has one, i just don't know it.. so.. any culinary whizzes out there?
On a cooking website its category is "utensils".. and its called a "spatula"
Not only is the end of it different than the flipping pancake kind.. but it is used in a totally different manner, and regular spatulas cant touch this things swiping power.
Alright, alright. I'll accept it being categorized as a "spatula"..
but this poor abused and forgotten utensil needs a unique name.

Any ideas?! 8*
.....
heehehe
so anyway, off this random tangent of oppressed kitchen utensils and back to work;P