I had a friend in highschool who got into a car wreck once. He was hurt, but not in the hospital. I went to see him, and I asked him what he was thinking at the moment he got into the accident.
He said, "You know, I had a headache all day. But the second I hit the windshield, I had this sickening relief from it. The pressure just knocked it right out of my skull. I remember thinking, at least that's going away." He laughed.
I thought for a moment, and said, "But now there's glass embedded in your head."
"Yeah, well, there is that," he admitted.
"And you're actually missing some hair above your forehead." I added.
"Oh, you noticed that."
"And you've got a really bad black eye," I remarked.
"Yeah, I know."
"Not to mention your car. It's totaled, right?"
"Shannon?"
"Yeah?"
"You're not helping."
"Oh, right. Sorry 'bout that."