Did you find pants?

Pants obtain. As do a gallon of nacho cheese sauce and several pounds of Polish sausage seasoning. I know what I'm going to do with the pants, but I'm not so sure about the latter two items. I'm sure we'll think of something.

Maybe you could take the pants and a shirt, fill them with cheese sauce, seal up the sleeves, and attach a seasoning-filled balloon for a head. Then you could drop it from some high locale on campus (preferably outdoors, near a snogging couple) and enjoy the sweet sausage-'n-cheeze odors of the man's untimely demise.

Just a thought.

That sounds like one of many ideas that are better done with someone else's pants.