Wish I was a Kellog's cornflake
Floating in a bowl making movies
Relaxing awhile
Living in style
Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee.
Wish I was an english muffin
About to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Coming up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan.
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Mary Jane
Best Wishes, Martin.
Old Roger Draft Dodger easing round the basement floor
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for.