The Choreography of a Coincidence

I would just like to

I would just like to go on the record and state that if I am ever so lucky as to have someone throw me an (ahem) pajama shower, my mother is to be nowhere near the premisis. It's really great that Mrs. Rockett and Mrs. Huntington and all the aunts and sisters are so cool about all that and can laugh and have fun at such an occasion. My mother would fall into a dead faint and have to undergo Victorian Shock Therapy.