Lightbulb Jokes
How many secretaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It's not in her job description.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just holds on, and the world revolves around her.
How many people from Wyoming does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them.
How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't technically CHANGE the lightbulb, they swap with
their roommate's desk lamp when he's not looking.
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Into what?
How many poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to reflect on his mother’s grave, and the other to stare out the window at the driving rain.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
That’s alright....I’ll just sit here in the dark.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
That’s not funny!
How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbult?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows, it's never happened.