The Choreography of a Coincidence

For your edification: HOW

For your edification:

HOW TO FOIL A UFO ABDUCTION

1. Control your thoughts.
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.

2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.

3. Resist mentally.
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what its other more sensative areas are.