MEMO
Attention all angry bankers and real estate agents:
Do not take that tone of voice with me. It is not my fault that my employer has not returned your calls. Contrary to popular opinion, I am not taking your phone messages and scattering them to the 4 winds.
Apparently, you also do not believe me when I tell you that the appraiser you are looking for is not here, as evidenced by your showing up at the office 3 times a day, asking for him. Search the upstairs if you wish. I'm not screening his calls; he's really not here. And I wish you wouldn't sit here in front of my desk staring at me, waiting for him to return, because it creeps me out.
And if you are calling to ask where your appraisal is, let it be noted that your phone inquiries every hour, on the hour, do not help me to wade through this ever-growing mountain of paperwork any quicker. I am only one English Major, trying desperately to stay ahead of 4 appraisers who cannot punctuate or spell and who have bitten off more than they can chew.
Finally, let me just state that the phrase, "It's a major rush," means absolutely nothing to me anymore. Get in line.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Respectfully Submitted,
Micah Lewis, Office Manager
Posted by Micah Lewis at April 23, 2003 12:11 PM