So I went to Jackson Saturday to wander around and find a mother's day gift for the mother who could not possibly need any more stuff ever, and after 5 hours of deliberating, I bought her a butterfly net at Restoration Hardware. The thing is, that was the first stop at the mall, and there were many more stores waiting to be visited...so I carried this butterfly net that was twice as tall as me all over Northpark, knocking over all innocent people in my pathway. The best part was explaining to all the salespeople that the buterfly net was not for my ficticious small children, nor for Gus (who was with me), but was in fact for my almost 50-ish mother, who would get more use out of it than any child I've ever known.