While I was in the bathtub this evening, I was thinking about how I can remember the capitals of almost all 50 states. I learned it in like 4th or 5th grade and never forgot it. Nor the Preamble to the constitution (which I then proceeded to recite word-for-word in my head). And then I remembered a joke. Ya know, the one about the opposite of progress is congress? Well...what's the opposite of constitution?
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