May 08, 2001

Yesterday I filled up my

Yesterday I filled up my tank to the token of $2 per gallon. I didn't like it. If anyone has any questions as to why gas prices are so extraordinary you might want to thank our local environmental lobbyists, and read this informative article.
In addition to the beautiful landscaped gardens, and their formidable athletics programs, UCLA also has two former presidential candidates as professors, Michael Dukakis, and Al Gore. My heart beams with pride. Oh did I mention UCLA also boasts a regular column in our school paper dedicated only to discussing sex in which one of the articles was titled "to swallow or not to swallow"?

Such a shame, because in so many other ways the school is a fine institution of higher learning.

Such is life.

Posted by jeremy stock at May 8, 2001 10:21 AM
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