From the campus bulletin board:
The security guard seems to have misplaced the spare key to his mother's Chevy Cavalier. He is looking for it and is not quite sure where he dropped it. It is a single key with a keychain that has some saying on it and my mind is pressed to remember what that saying is. If you find the key, could you please take it to someone who will be in contact with our security guard. Thanks. Have a goodn.
Posted by mike at February 3, 2004 3:30 PMyes, the Covenant security guards always managed to inspire safety and comfort for my campus life.
Posted by: Jeannette at February 4, 2004 1:08 PMhmm, my mind is pressed (de-pressed?) just reading that. the good news is i have a spare key to a chevy cavalier wagon. i'm in illinois but could probably smuggle it down by post. a black [paddy]-wagon would be appropriate for campus security duty, wouldn't it?
p.s. his name is luther.
(the car, not the guard.)
Remember the one that called women students nicknames like "honey" and "sugar" and "darling?" That one was my favorite.
And having a former Ghetto Brother for a brother-in-law, I've heard many hilarious stories of security-guard torture. They really are funny.
Posted by: Grammar Queen at February 9, 2004 3:57 PM