Mike needs our help.
Mike is in need of a date.
Mike needs Dave's help.
You just provided what Mike needs, which is fish, not facts.
Mike needs to be famous… and fast.
So, Mike needs between 103 and 146 g protein per day.
Mike needs to go back and... uh... continue slacking.
Mike needs a good editing to clear away the clutter and realize his potential.
Mike needs to have an extravagant garage sale that is what he needs to do.
Not that Mike needs any fictionalized intrigue; he has that on his own… in spades.