November 21, 2004

Household Quotes

"It's not that I'm paranoid, it's that they're out to get me."

"It's not that I'm paranoid, it's just that if I turn all the lights out [in the house] I'll see them before they see me."

Oh...help.

Posted by mike at November 21, 2004 09:59 PM
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Gee, I wonder who that is.

Posted by: B at November 23, 2004 03:05 PM

Two things:

(1) How do you love somebody who doesn't love themselves? I mean, really. Especially when they don't know it.

(2) And listen here, machine-generated "weight loss" spammers, you can go to hell and get offa Mike's blog. Bah!

Posted by: bob at November 26, 2004 11:44 AM
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