The 'Bama Bachelors Bed & Breakfast currently has no vacancy.
Ben is here looking for a job and serving as best man in Cameron's wedding, which is today. (Congratulations Cameron! Please tell me--why did you choose a Thursday?) Ben just called to see if they could move the Civic to get to the water hose so they can wash Cameron's Celica--but the spare keys are locked in the Civic. Good luck guys!
And Jim is here on his break from medical school. He's been in Miami and brought us oranges!
Well, I guess there is still a place to lay several more heads, as the foldout couch in the kitchen is not yet occupied. It's pretty comfortable. Call your friendly innkeeper for reservations. Coffee is served at 7:30 am and throughout the day, thanks to Greyfriar's. Dinner's at 6:30 pm. Maybe. The 'cool drinks' fridge is in the pantry. And oh yeah, you have to be male or be a female relative of the residents.
Posted by mike at June 26, 2003 11:20 AM