The Holtonian

Covenant uses local celebrity for its propoganda

Kudos to Paul for finding this hilarious picture of me. The funny thing is on covenant's website they're using this for propogating their day of prayer... their only day off the entire year. I find it so funny because first off, this wasn't on day of prayer it was right before break on impact. I think Ute was headed towards the Bowery and me and Farkey were supportin the hall up there on the stage. Secondly its funny cause you can see my growth I was working on as I geared up for HOJO on Impact (Holton and Roe's Spring Bonanza).

I wonder if Covenant knows they have to pay me a fee for using my image in a public forum such as their website... hmmm, me being a local celebrity and all. I mean Cigna Account Managers are so popular right now that we are literally mobbed as we step out on Broad Street. I have women throw their bras at me, Old men throw their canes at me, and the smokers throw their cig butts at me. Its insane, I mean I knew my job at Cigna would make me popular, but I wasn't prepared for the intense spotlight it would bring. I guess Covenant's just trying to hook itself up to one of its most successful graduates. First that dude who shot Lennon and now me...