The Holtonian

A story of barfing and running

Well Yesterday I had the Double Whammy. Excuse my crassness, but basically I was a human projectile machine. I had massive amounts of number 2 with the consistency of a glass of pulpy Orange Juice. Tuesday night we got some of Little Ceasers and we chomped that down and it was sitting well... or so i thought. Then a few hours later, up came the not so Little Ceasers. I think I pretty much barfed everything I ate, and then continued to dry heave for a good while. It was pretty painful, and the smallness of our apartment did not allow for my wife not to hear the wonderful noise of BLALAAHAAHGHGH!!! So that night of barfing was followed by a night of runny poo all night into the early morning wednesday. I didn't go to work as I had not slept or felt up to conquering the corporate world. I stayed home but much to my dismay i wasn't even well enough to enjoy the little things in life... like my super nintendo that i pulled out.

I played the Secret of Evermore, a game I stole from Josiah back in our St. Elmo years. Its pretty cool but i stink at it and it was giving me a headache, well I already had one but it added to it.

I watched the usual gammit of daily talk shows, the View is the most evil show in my mind. It was a pretty crappy day to be honest. I was too affraid to eat anything so i was starving afraid anything going down may come back upwith a vengence. I ate finally at dinner time some chicken noodle soup that cured my hunger head ache but the other head aches still remained.

We then had our final walk through, though the people selling hte house had only done half the stuff we asked them to so it was kind of a waste of time. We hope they get their crap out in time.

I'm at work today but its sort of surreal. I'm just sort of sitting in my cube doing some work, but not up for much as i'm still sort of out of it. Well thats an update, back to work.