After some long hard thought, at work... when i should have been working,
but i wasn't, I've concluded that neither Bush or Kerry should be president.
Frankly Kerry is a flip flopper, he flips more times than flapjack, and
flops more times than a Ben Affleck movie.
HEY OH!
But seriously folks. And Bush i mean he's the most confusing Republican this
side of the Elephant. I mean he gives us tax cuts, which I am very grateful
for and in favor of, but then he increases spending. Then he talks about
increasing jobs but encourages out sourcing, creates the do not call thingy,
and wants steriods banned from baseball. So we fire all the telemarketers,
we send all the computer crap jobs to India, and then we fire all the
steroid dealers and make baseball players have to workout. I mean is that
just insane or is that the THG talking.
Frankly I may just vote for Kerry Bush. I think he has what it takes. Kerry
Bush with his multiple personalities will discuss the issues amongst himself
and take long and hard to conclude something and then a week later do the
complete opposite. Kerry Bush is truly a man's man being both from the North
East and the heart of Texas. He has the street smarts of New Englander and the good old boy charm of a Texan. He's both a Redsox and a Rangers fan.
Likes rich celebrities and rich corporations and will do whatever it takes
to make both of them happy.
Does Kerry Bush make you confused? Me too, but at least he's not as
confusing as those other two guys running for president, what are their
names again?