The Holtonian

I'm pissed... grrr I'm pissed... If I weren't such a wimp I'd beat someone up

I just read Rob's post and I just feel like going Waco on Covenant College right about now. That school is seriously run by the biggest bunch of morons this side of the Reformation. At times they fire people they should but then they end up hiring them back under a different job title. They fire people that are doing their job (Rob) and let other people teach that have the IQ of a... well... me. The morons are truly running the show up there on that mountain. If it isn't stupid business decisions, its nepotism, cronism, favoritism, or plain as day butt kissing. I spit in the general direction of Covenant.... dang I hit the wall, should have gone outside first.

Well to resolve my differences with Covenant I"m going to have to do what I always swore I'd do... burn down Carter Hall. Before I just wanted to do it because I hated those jocks and guys that were cooler than me, then I wanted to do it because those snooty Carter chicks thought they were too good for me, then I wanted to do it because I hate the office of records and their forsaken beauracracy.......
Records Lady "I'm sorry you're going to have to get your professor's signature."
ME: "MY PROFESSOR IS ON SABATICAL!"
Records Lady: "Well you're just going to have to get him to fax a copy of it then, saying you can take this class."
ME: "He's in the northern hills of Beninia teaching the natives how to roast their own coffee while teaching them the finer points of Calvinism!"
Records Lady: "Well I guess you won't be able to take the class then will you!"
Then there was the time (oh wait it happened almost every semester) that i wasn't allowed to take any of the history classes because they were all full... I was history major for those taking notes.
Another reason for my desire to burn Carter--the Great Hall and ARA need I say more.
Burn Carter Burn hahahahahahahahahaha*

*Legal notice: Chris has no intention of ever burning anything. The mere sight of fire makes him runaway screaming and yelling like a little girl. If he were to get within five feet of fire he would pass out from heat exposure. However this notice does not prohibit Chris from seeking outside help by means of contracting or simple "Hitman" tactics to do the job for him. However this does not mean Chris will by any means do this. And if Carter Hall were to some how burn down Chris is in no way legally responsible because his blog says so. If you are an Arson investigator please ignore this blog and continue with your investigation on someone else's blog.