The Holtonian

Don't know you can think you can....

Well work has been tough the past few days learning about stuff i don't understand. I'm going to have to get a tutor for some of the material as I think I may already be behind in my comprehension. Its really tough because what we're learning needs comprehension which I've never been so good at. If its something I can study and put to memorization I can usually handle that but this is something totally different. I came home today thinking i may have some sort of brain damage or that there's some part of brain that can process stuff that everybody else can. So I've decided to take some brain stimulants... except they don't exist so I've concocted a drink made up of all the alcohol in the house, a whole bottle of vitamin C pills, peanut butter, Coco Puffs, Coco Pebbles, Coco Krispees (which is different than Coco Pebbles), and one cube of ice. So far i don't feel any smarter but I do have a really good buzz.

I left work today wanting to burn down the building. I was so frusterated with going through a whole day of learning stuff that I did not understand. I talked it over with my boss and hopefully we can address some major problems we can work on and fix. ITs not like i'm wasting my time, at least i don't think I am. We'll see hopefully I can nip this thing and its really to Cigna's benefit that I make it through all this training crap otherwise they wasted a lot of money on me for a few weeks.
Other than that My new favorite song is Wonderboy by Tenacious D. Although I can't condone, support, or even listen to a handful of their songs Wonderboy, Hornets Nest (which was on SNL not on the album), and Tribute are perhaps some of the funniest and well written songs of this year. I can't really substantiate that claim, but the reason I find them so funny is they sound so dumb and sound like something me and Josiah and Mesh would come up with after a few too many pitchers on Safari.