Grammar Police Officer

limericks by students

I assigned my Freshmen to write limericks. They were due today. Here are a few of them.

There once was a man from Quebec
Who thought that his life was a wreck
When he saw the Grim Reaper
And his hole getting deeper
He thought to himself, "What the heck?"

--by L. S.

Why do you skate more and more?
It's not safe; you'll see why for:
You will go up the ramp
And come down with a cramp
And then you won't skate anymore.

--by Z. D.

"My Limerick: Forgetfulness"

There's something I'm forgetting to do
It's on the tip of my tongue too!
I feel like a goon!
It must be due soon!

--by M. H.