Going past the lunch pavilion,
Running kids hear me whistle
And yell, "Stop running!"
Morphing from Grammar Police into Running Police.
Making kids practice walking
And if they complain, they can practice walking back and forth 5 times.
Running Police is what my colleagues call me
People still applaud if
Only one person does. I used to do start applause in college; I did it
Last night at Parent Night. Why
Is it so funny to manipulate
Crowds like that?
Everyone should look for ways to manipulate the status quo just to see what happens.
One of my high school teachers used to say, Ideas have Consequences.
Funny how I say that now.
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