electrick blanket boy

Smoke like bottlerockets times a million

I don't know who all was in Coolage park for the lighting of chattanooga this last week, there was a thing or two that wasn't right. First off, hot chocolate venders should have focused on the walking bridge more, I didn't see one hotchocolate, and man I could have used a cup. Anyway then the whole santa with a green cape, I mean come on, do we need a singing santa to change what we know santa to be like, I don't think so, keep the myth simple and pure... I mean if we think about it he's already in a whole lot of trouble as far as reality goes, I mean let's get a fat guy to go down chimneys, or maybe if you have central heat and air he'll go through that, what next a fat man through a key hole...? yeah like a camel through the eye of a needle... anyway... my real rant right now is the fireworks that are a water fall under one of the bridges... So you'd think logically, let's see, we are shooting fireworks off of market street bridge and that's closed off to anyone, so let's put all the fire works over there... No let's put them under the bridge that has thousands of people, cause they really smoke alot, and someone could and did think the bridge was under fire... ha... well anyway, it did think out the crowds quite quickly and if I was worried at all about breathing that filthy smokey air then I would have ran too, I just cried with smoke in my eyes... so there... don't put fireworks for the city under a bridge that is going to have a mess of people on it.... end of story.... bmw