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January 30, 2006

What World Leaders Should Be Focusing On

Bigfoot. Like these folks in Malaysia are doing.

With so much tumult on this orb these days, I think the verifiable discovery of Bigfoot would turn the world on its ears. How could we fight a war if Bigfoot was suddenly found? How could terrorists focus on killing people if live pictures of the first-ever captured Yeti were beamed via satellite across the oceans? All the talk radio hosts would be talking about the same thing: