In tribute to Josiah's hilarous post about a discussion between two co-eds at Greyfriar's, I've decided to hold a contest in the spirit of the young man who was hitting on the young lady with the subtlety of a tube sock.
Participate. Give me something funny to read.
Thanks.
The winner gets my gratitude.
Posted by colrus at September 13, 2004 01:01 PM | TrackBack"I'll show you the real meaning of 'the laying on of hands'"
Posted by: JosiahQ at September 13, 2004 02:01 PMfrom the genesis manual:
"I can't take you to paradise, but I can show you a flaming sword."
Posted by: jeremy at September 13, 2004 02:04 PMhttp://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0701/dating.html
Posted by: James at September 13, 2004 02:05 PMI was actully looking for this legit site that I found a few weeks back talking about the power of "witness dating" and gave tips on converting your date, it was sadly serious.
Posted by: James at September 13, 2004 02:08 PMoh geez, this one is for those 3 people who read this blog who are from the Reformed ghetto of Biblical theology (ghetto in the sense of small, not BAD):
"how 'bout I teach you 'bout intrusion ethics?""
Posted by: JosiahQ at September 13, 2004 02:10 PMWe're both Calvinists, why don't we go ahead and get this thing over with.
Posted by: John Totten at September 13, 2004 02:38 PMHave you ever experienced speaking in tongues?
Posted by: Bill Colrus at September 13, 2004 02:39 PMI think you're me predestiny
Posted by: John Totten at September 13, 2004 02:39 PMOkay, a bit off topic but this site is quite funny.
http://datetosave.com/christian_dating_tips.shtml
"I'd like to go up your palm tree and take hold of your branches."
Posted by: hugo at September 13, 2004 05:50 PMDamn baby. You're so fine I just wanna plantcha an' grow a whole field of y'all.
Posted by: b edwards at September 13, 2004 07:46 PM"Now most guys are too into female submission, but that's not what I'm about."
Hey baby, If I had been alive in the time of our Lord & Saviour, I can show you what they would have used to nail Jesus to the cross.
Posted by: Chuck at September 13, 2004 10:31 PMOoooooh Wee! I think Lazarus is rising as we speak!
Posted by: Chuck at September 13, 2004 10:33 PM1. Wanna see my rendition of the loafs & fishes?
2. (sung)I wanna get biblical, biblical.
3. I know just how Jesus felt, I often fall under the weight of my own wood.
4. How's about we go back to my place and play a little Spanish Inquisition?
5. So, been to any good confessions lately?
6. It's not really a stigmata, but it does ooze uncontrolably when you're near me.
7. NO! Well how about if we pretend you're Judas. Will you say yes for 40 pieces of silver?
8. (for the Hebrews) I'd like you to gnosh on my schmeckle like a chewy piece of gribanus.
9. C'mon... I'm Protestant, we can use a condom!
10. It's ok... I'm a priest.