RIGHT TO THE CHIN

Oh boy.

You wouldn't think that a Yahoo address with the phrase "coathangerabortion" would need any numbers to identify it. But there you are.

Finally.. I've been waiting for this calling my entire life!

Coathanger Abortion sucks donkey rectum! Uncle Fat N Nasty & the Beat Billy Slapdicks RULE!

Hey man Thanks for putting this ad up on your site. We are still looking for a vocalist so if anyone is interested e-mail me as soon as possible

oh the reason why there is numbers on our yahoo ID is because beleive it or not the name Coathanger Abortion was already taken

i'm such a loser ,that i go to message boards and ads of stuff i don't even like, and then i test my wits with others as dull and shallow as myself.then i leave cowardly messages,because if i said those type of things to someones face i might get slapped around and called "susan"-fun!

Awwww- the moron death metal(sic) drummer got his feelings hurt. Poor pitiful him. Imagine the band naming conversation... "Hey man, what about 'Coathanger Abortion,' how witty and smart. I'll bet we'll get instant credibility based on our name alone!" Get a life Susan.

Actually b ewdwards the topic for the band name was that if you
didn't like our name then you wouldn't like our music...'nuff said. We have had alot of people tell us that our name is Brutal which is what we thought all alone. No one else would have the balls to name their band Cothanger Abortion. Our Drummer would blow away any drummer in this lame ass city. Good music isn't all about a clever name or trendy music. So why don't you just admit to being the poseur that
you are go home mourn over the breakup of Creed & shoot yourself...it will make me happy anyways.

True Mr. nameless bassist, I don't like your "shock value" name. Also true, I'm sure I wouldn't like your tired, played out style of music. But just because YOU are sitting at home defending your band on a 'blog at 9:00 p.m. on a Friday night(not prepping for a show) says to me that the true "poseurs" are you. Just because I think you guys suck doesn't mean I like bullshit bands like Creed. I imagine you suck as bad as they do(or did). By the way, if Chattanooga is such a "lame ass city", why don't you and your highly talented yet super sensitive drummer get out??? You don't seem to have much of a fan base. Maybe you should move on. I'm sure nobody would miss you boys except for maybe your mamas. Good luck. I'm sure this is the only place I'll EVER hear of "Coathanger Abortion." Oooooh, how brave, what a statement. Please.

How can you waste your time dissing a band you've never heard? Looks to me like you need to get a life. Hell yeah I'm on here supporting my band, because we are proud of what we do! What band do you play in? What instrument do you play? I think you need to at least have the talent to play what we play before you diss it. Hey if you don't like Death Metal than that's fine I don't care but don't be on here starting shit with the people who do. The reason why we haven't played any shows "dickwad" is because we're looking for a vocalist. If you could read you would know that but instead you get your mother to type out insults to bands that you are jealous of...just because you have no talent. To the people who do care we are auditioning several dudes right now & we should be announcing who our new vocalist is soon.

Wow! I never thought death metalists would be so sensitive. Look Mr. nameless bassist and drummer, YOU are the ones who seem to have a problem. Lighten up, get a singer, do a show and then defend a band that no one has heard of. Much less heard. Really, "Coathanger Abortion?" Brutal? No. Silly? Yes.

You still haven't answered my question "Dickwad"! What band do you play for? What instrument can you play? Only a loser would give a shit about a name anyway.

Listen Mr. nameless bassist, I do not play an instrument. If that is your point, fine. "Dickwad" seems to be your leg to stand, or lean, on. I have performed in front of actual people, with stuff I actually wrote, unlike you. Or have you? I mean, really, YOU dipshits are the ones who came up with the name "Coathanger Abortion." Seems to me, YOU are far more caught up with the idea than the music. Death metal is stupid and bad. Get it??? If you were really a talented band, we'd be talking about your music. We're not. You are calling me "dickwad". Get a life. Also, learn a song that involves more than two strings, bass man. "Coathanger Abortion", how brave you nameless imp.

Look Edwards it's obvious since you have no musical talent that you have no idea as to what you are talking about. Any real musician would know that Death Metal, Jazz, Classical, & Bluegrass are some of the most complex & technical forms of music to play. We have over a dozen songs that we have written ourselves. It's obvious that if anyone was sensitive & got their feeling's hurt it was you...seems like beeing called "dickwad" struck a nerve...or was it the fact that you were forced to confess that you have no musical talent. I will no longer waste my time with you. I will put my time into more usefull things, like maybe having intelligent conversations with people who actually know something about music. Maybe one day you will wake up & see what kind of loser you really are, but for right now just have fun throwing insults at bands that you are jealous of like the 3rd grader that you are.

Take Care,
Billy Lynn
(now the bassist has a name)

"Any real musician would know that Death Metal, Jazz, Classical, & Bluegrass are some of the most complex & technical forms of music to play."

Best quote ever.

O'Doyle Rules!!!