September 15, 2007

Use your iPhone to pick someone up..


How to Tweak Your IPhone to Impress Buddies, Mom and the Boss

ustomize your iPhone to help you...

...pick up a girl or guy

Set wallpaper to: A photo of your niece or nephew, if trying to meet women. This says "I love kids, but I don't have any." Picking up a guy? Easy. Load an image of booze, food, or a comic book character. Better yet, find one that features all three.

Add to your music: Air, Massive Attack, and the Magnetic Fields. The first two bands play make-out music; the last shows you've evolved a sense of humor about romance.

Add to your movies: A copy of Knocked Up says either "I'm not afraid of commitment" or "I totally understand you and your slovenly, loser friends."

Set your weather widget to: Cities you've always wanted to visit. Oh, wow — you've also dreamed of going to Madrid? We're soulmates!

The closer: Once your object of desire is interested, show them how to work the touchscreen by gently guiding their hands.



-Wired

Posted by cmwillis at September 15, 2007 10:00 AM | TrackBack
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