Since Kashad, my favorite intern who is currently writing my screenplay, has dubbed my alter-ego Chrus Wullus (based roughly on Steve Carell's character on The Office), I've decided to collect a few of my off-color statements. Here's what I can remember, but please comment if you can think of any others:
1. It's not that I'm not racist..
2. What d'ya mean I'm not gay? I'm gayer than some gay people!
3. Lickert? I don't even Lickert!
4. A miata is like a ____ with wheels.