I was trying to think of a top ten list to post on my page, but I couldn't come up with ten things to list under one heading. Instead, I'm just going to list ten things that have potential to make it to a top ten list. You'll have to think of your own topic to go with them.
10. Words that rhyme with "ointment"
9. Carpet? I wouldn't even let my pet in my house!
8. If chemical weapons were outlawed, only outlaws would have chemical weapons.
7. So-called "cheese" not individually wrapped.
6. If loving Gilbert Godfrey is wrong, I don't want to be right.
5. New! Chunky-style Sprite!
4. Free pair of tube socks with every new account.
3. Soccer really just a primitive form of foos-ball.
2. Boutros Boutros Boutros Gali.
1. Slimfast that doesn't taste like milk with dirt in it.