I couldn't decide which one, so you get two today:
"Ice hockey combines the best features of figure skating and World War II." --Alfred Hitchcock
"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. " --Alfred Hitchcock
Posted by christin at February 25, 2003 12:48 PM | TrackBack