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As Good As It Gets

Some things just can't be improved upon. Take an umbrella, for example: you can get a big one, a medium one, or a small one in your choice of color. Those are your choices and those are the only choices you need. However, if someone could come up with a procedure to close the umbrella, get in the car, and get the umbrella into the car without getting water all over the driver and the car, I would call that person a genius and give him a dollar.