A Peck of Gold

It Was Funny At The Time

Over the years, Patrick and I have compiled a list of names for different things, should we ever have the opportunity to use/own them. (hey, it's good to be prepared). Anyway, here are a few for your enjoyment. --Don't steal em, you hooligans.--

Boat: Fat Floats
Plantation: Vanilla Strip
Cemetery: Silent Pines
Subdivision: Fancy Schmancy
Irish Pub: Shannonigans
White Water Rapids: The Devil's Butthole

Wanna see the practical application? Well, if you insist.

Dear Diary,
Today after a long day of work at Vanilla Strip, we stopped by Shannonigans for a few drinks. (You know that place-- it's close to our old neighborhood, 354 Fancy Schmancy Drive). Anyway, I guess we had one too many, and somebody eventually suggested taking Fat Floats down the river for a daring trip down The Devil's Butthole. We nearly didn't make it out alive, and those plots down at Silent Pines would have been filled much sooner than we'd thought. Luckily, Fat Floats lived up to her name, Shannonigans refuses to service us anymore, and there's plenty of work at Vanilla Strip to keep us occupied. No more rowdiness for a while, I promise.
Shannon

See- that's unbelievably stupid fun!!

So, do you have any to add??