September 10, 2003

Sweepstakes Are Run By the Devil

Let's talk about what really matters to you, the readers here at APOC. Candy sweepstakes. They have really gone down hill these days. I don't know about you, but the possibility of winning something greatly affects my candy selection. If there's a KitKat with the chance of winning a car, versus a Snickers with no prize at all, well, I'm going for the KitKat.

The trouble nowadays, is the internet. Instead of a "You're a Winner!" notification, you get a sixteen digit code. You then have to log on to the net, enter the code, then watch Nascar or some other stupid thing, and if they announce your code, or your car wins, then you get ta ta ta dum: a free coke.

Wow.

They know that nobody will go through the trouble of doing all that stuff, so they don't have to actually give out prizes. Damn those corporate devils. Evil geniuses.

Sometimes the internet sucks.

Posted by Shannon at September 10, 2003 04:54 PM | TrackBack
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Wow, you and Patrick are geniuses. I would have never come up with that myself....
lol

Posted by: SonofThunder at September 11, 2003 02:01 PM
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