There's no better way to kick off the week than with some pointless internet browsing, so let's do this thing. That's right. You know the drill. Angle the computer screen away from the bosses office. Open your "work" on the screen, and be ready to minimize if anyone walks by... you know, just like you do with the solitaire game. Oh yeah, we ALL know that trick. You didn't think you invented that one, did you?
First, a quiz. I am so freaking cool.

Oh, how deliciously morose... create your own goth poem and languish in morbidity and angst all morning.
HI-YA! My secret ninja name is Setsuko Sawamura -san. Find yours here. Curtain of Death! Winds On The Desert Atomic Punch!
For all of you working in an office today, watch your back, or your picture could end up on this website. (and that would be a shame.)
Find the gargoyles in archictectural structures in NY. (yes, the country girl was gawking at the big Apple!)
Oh, these pit carvings are just SO cool, I really want one!!
The Dialectizer, similar to the Shizzolator I linked to a while back, changes the language of your webpage. Fun! I liked the Cockney version.
How rich are you? Apparently, I'm rolling in it!. Actually, it does put things in perspective. (Via the Presurfer.)
These horses sing prettier than most people I know. This was quite fun! (turn your sound up and give it a sec to load)
Okay. That's enough fluff for one day. You better get back to work or you are gonna get seriously fired. Slacker.
Posted by Shannon at September 8, 2003 09:41 AM | TrackBackHere's My Goth Poem: Darkness Descends
the night falls as if slain by the sun, stricken are we.
the understanding for which you sacrifice yourself
flares once, then dies,
swallowed by a velvet ebon nothingness.
all hope must surely perish.
your heart beats no more.
how could you fail to believe?
spirits surround us, crying,
save us from ourselves.
ooh- how wonderfully depressing!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Well... I'm Optimus Prime. Now it's your turn.
Posted by: Shannon at September 8, 2003 10:00 AMOptimus Prime here...apparently OP wakes up growling in the morning before going out and doing token negotiations with those that would persecute the innocent before annihiliating my enemies with my miniguns for arms and then working out with their remains before swaggering into the party that evening and having a beer or four.
Posted by: SonofThunder at September 8, 2003 10:06 AMWOW! I'm in the top 5.65% of on the rich list! That's really sad.
Posted by: Christin at September 8, 2003 01:42 PMI am GIGANTOR. But I can not get an image to pop up. I love that though
Posted by: ashley at September 8, 2003 02:04 PMIt appears that I, too, am Gigantor.... right on.
Posted by: andy at September 8, 2003 03:11 PMHey Shannon-- I missed the Five on Friday segment!! Bring it back Bring it back!!
(please!)
seems that the colossal death robot quiz was a big hit in chattablogosphere.
Posted by: Jeannette at September 8, 2003 07:29 PMNo kidding!
Posted by: Shannon at September 8, 2003 10:33 PM