September 01, 2003

Puritans Had Fun (at least when naming their kids)

I love genealogy, for many reasons. At the moment, I'm getting a kick out of the names I run across while researching. I can't claim one of these beauties in my own line, but YOU might be able to! If you have Puritan ancestors, you could have a grandpappy named:

  • Through-Much-Tribulation-We- Enter-into-the-Kingdom-of-Heaven
  • Stand- Fast-on-High
  • Job-Raked-Out-Of-The-Ashes
  • Be-of-Good-Comfort
  • If-Christ-had- not-died-for- thee-thou-hadst- been-damned
  • Search- the-Scriptures
  • Be-Courteous
  • Sorry-For-Sin
  • Fly-Fornication

I guess they usually went by nicknames, but do you think when their mothers got mad at them, they used the full name? "Through-Much-Tribulation-We- Enter-into-the-Kingdom-of-Heaven Smythe, you get in here right now and start on your chores this instant! Why can't you be more like your sister, If-Christ-had- not-died-for- thee-thou-hadst- been-damned?"

I bet those kids ran like hell.


(For more Puritan slogan and virtue names, see Rootsweb and Onomastikan)

Posted by Shannon at September 1, 2003 01:26 AM | TrackBack
Comments

that is too funny!

Posted by: Rhonda at September 2, 2003 09:12 AM

Hahahaha!

Posted by: ron at September 2, 2003 10:01 AM

PEASE! Don't give Bart any ideas.

Posted by: JeniLiz at September 2, 2003 05:11 PM

You should have seen the non-Puritan names that Aaron and I use to come across...

Posted by: SonofThunder at September 4, 2003 09:46 AM

Oh I can imagine. My mother is a labor and delivery nurse, and she hears some whoppers. She says one lady heard the doctor say a word that she thought was just beautiful, and so she used it as a name for her daughter. "Placenta". Poor, poor kid.

Posted by: Shannon at September 4, 2003 09:59 AM

I stayed with a Christian school teacher in Vancouver, BC that had a student named Repent-or-Burn-Forever. The teacher said that they called him Rob for Repent Or Burn, but the parents got mad.

Posted by: the booth at September 4, 2003 12:47 PM

Yikes- wonder what HIS childhood was like.

Posted by: Shannon at September 4, 2003 02:22 PM

How would you like to be named Jezabel? One of my former customers was named that...and she was, too!

Posted by: SonofThunder at September 8, 2003 02:00 PM

oh the humanity, or perhaps inhumanity in naming their kids the way that did. humorous and yet oh-so-cruel. laughs laughs

Posted by: Cay at September 13, 2003 11:02 PM
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