Happened across a nifty little site called Redstate.org, who had a blog post satirizing this out of work fake documentariat.
I excerpt some of my favorite Twenty-Five Reasons to Enjoy the Weekend:
1. We can finally get around to razing the virgin forests, slaughtering every non-human species of animal on earth, and destroying rain forests for giant, sprawling exurb communities in South America (with commuter jets for everyone).
2. Ladies: Take your shoes off, get in the kitchen, and warm up the wombs. You can start dinner with your college, post-grad, law, or medical diplomas. Think of The Handmaid's Tale not so much as a bitter, shrill, poorly-written, flat, loony-left warning, but rather as a primer for your existence for the next several decades.
7. Mandate.
8. Four words: Chief Justice Robert Bork.
11. Somewhere, as we speak, Tom Daschle is very, very saddened. And regretful. And disappointed. And this time, it's for real.
12. The entire foreign policy establishments of France, Germany, China, North Korea, Cuba, Iran, Syria, and Canada are shocked and dismayed. Heck, that's worth two items by itself.
15. We finally get to round up liberals, leftists, gays, atheists, agnostics, polytheists, Darwinists, secular humanists, Bill Moyers, and Dan Rather, and put them in Fundamentalist-Evangelical-Hard-Line Catholic (they don't know the difference, so we won't tell) Christian Re-Education Camps. They'll be productive citizens soon enough.
Simultaneously, we smash every medical lab everywhere, and revert to faith healing. By law. We'll see by the burning copies of the Bill of Rights we carry around.
16. The Honorable William Pryor; The Honorable Janice Brown; The Honorable Priscilla Owen; and the Honorable Carolyn Kuhl.
20. We get to pave France. We'll need the parking and air strips for the next stages of the Dread NeoCon World Conquest.
21. We can finally release Osama, fresh from a Christian re-education/Amway teaching camp.
23. The Bush twins. Not the Kerry daughters. 'Nuff said.
25. Four. More. Years.
Posted by Clifton at November 6, 2004 11:27 AM | TrackBack