While Anna and I were out shopping, we went to Target and I discovered one of the important facts of first-time fatherhood: NEW TOYS! I kid you not. This is going to be great. And all we did was look at the strollers.
I should say, all we did was look at these magnificent specimens of modern engineering ingenuity! Yessir! These things are amazing. First off, it's not just a stroller. Nosirree, Bob. It's a combination stroller, car seat, cupholder, rocket launcher, convertible submarine, with preset bottle dispenser, and baby carrying case--all wrapped up in one. Some of these things even have tires that--get this--you can air up! How cool is that?!
The best thing, of course, really, is the price. That's what sells these babies (no pun intended.) I mean you get all this for $13,999. (It sounds better if you say it this way: "thirteen-nine-ninety-nine.") And with no money down, no payments and no interest till 2004, this is a deal that really can't be beat.
Of course, it's way too soon to buy any of this stuff. But, oh, baby, the day's a-comin'! And great timing, too! 'Cuz I was sure getting bored with all the toys I currently have.
Posted by Clifton at December 8, 2002 12:41 PM | TrackBack